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Hits Blunt... Stoner Thoughts.

Hits Blunt... Stoner Thoughts.

These hilarious stoner thoughts are too good not to share!

 

Isn’t it weird that we have little voices in our heads?  Like the one you used to read this?


Why does ash turn white on black pants, but black on white pants?


Isn’t it weird that we park in driveways and drive on parkways?


Your 1st birthday is actually your 2nd birthday…


Where are the speakers for the doorbell at??


Our fingers have fingertips, but our toes don’t have toetips… Yet, we can tiptoe…


“Don’t you dare” sounds normal, but “do not you dare” sounds weird…


Why don’t we have Thanksgiving music?


If poison expires, would it be more poisonous or less poisonous?...


Sign language travels at the speed of light, while all other languages travel at the speed of sound...


Every “C” in “Pacific Ocean” is pronounced differently...


Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is? (hint: read backwards)


What if the reason we wake up when we die in a dream is because our brains can’t comprehend life after death…


If the #2 pencil is the most popular, then why is it still #2?...


When you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner…


The more I light my lighter, the lighter it gets until it can’t light…


If your phone camera is a circle, how come your photos are square?


What color is a mirror?


You can throw a rock into a lake and be the last person to touch that rock until the end of time...


Just realized the sound that’s made from snapping your fingers is actually your middle finger hitting the palm of your hand…


Is “sand” called sand because it’s between the sea and land…?


Today is the oldest you’ve ever been, yet the youngest you’ll ever be…


Why’s it called a building when it’s already built?


If the sun is in space, why is there light on earth but not in space?


Have you ever noticed the division symbol is just a blank fraction with dots replacing the numbers?


If a person is blind and has a dream, do they see it or hear it?


If nothing is impossible, then is it possible for something to be impossible?


Every book you’ve ever read is just a combination of 26 letters…


If 2 vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?


Do crabs think fish can fly?


At weddings, why doesn’t the bride marry the best man?


Your handwriting is just your hand’s accent…


Is a group of squids called a squad?


Is this S or the C silent in “Scent”?


Why is there a “d” in “fridge”, but not in “refrigerator”?


If you think about it… the brain named itself…


Are pets called pets because we pet them, or do we pet them because they’re called pets?


Why do they call it a cold if your temperature actually goes up?


If you’re waiting for the waiter, then aren’t you the waiter?


The only time “incorrectly” isn’t spelled incorrectly is when it’s spelled incorrectly…


If you’re clean after a shower, why do towels get dirty?


Earth actually has only one ocean…


Have you ever realized that flames don’t have shadows…


Why is there a grapefruit when there’s a fruit called a grape?

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