{"product_id":"99-oz-indoor-flower-illuminati-hybrid","title":"$99 Oz - Indoor Flower - Illuminati (Hybrid)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe future is now! Legal to sell, purchase, and ship in accordance with the 2018 Farm Bill.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"after-add-to-cart-form\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"tested-quality\"\u003eLaboratory Tested for\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuality\u003c\/strong\u003e,\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePurity\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u0026amp;\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLabel Integrity\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"payment-info\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eA payment to SWL \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ewill appear on your statement\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis is your chance to grab some FIRE Indoor Buds!  Each strain of our Commercial Indoors line is hand picked by us.  Nothing but the best!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Y3BBE\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIlluminati OG Strain Profile\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eProduct Overview\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnlock a elite-tier classic with Illuminati OG, a heavily sought-after secret cut engineered for true Kush purists. Born from pristine OG Kush genetics, this Indica-dominant powerhouse delivers an aggressive, unrefined profile of industrial diesel, sharp pine, and skunky fuel. Testing with exceptional THCA potency levels, Illuminati OG delivers a commanding, full-body stone—combining a soaring cerebral rush with deep, physical relaxation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eAroma \u0026amp; Flavor Profile\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePop open a jar of Illuminati OG, and the room is instantly overtaken by a loud, gas-heavy aroma that commands attention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePrimary Aromas:\u003c\/b\u003e Raw industrial diesel fuel, skunky gas, and sharp pine resin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eUndercurrents:\u003c\/b\u003e Damp forest earth, zesty lemon-lime rind, and a lingering spice upon breakdown.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Smoke:\u003c\/b\u003e Thick, rich, and expanding. The inhale coats the palate in a heavy wave of fuel-soaked gas and pine, while the exhale leaves a sharp, long-lasting taste of sour earth and peppery diesel that stays on the tongue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eTerpene Breakdown\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIlluminati OG’s loud fuel profile and heavy physical weight are guided by a classic, high-octane terpene matrix:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMyrcene:\u003c\/b\u003e Serves as the primary physical anchor, delivering a rich, earthy depth that coaxes the nervous system into total physical rest.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBeta-Caryophyllene:\u003c\/b\u003e Drives the aggressive gas backend, working behind the scenes to melt away bodily aches, muscle tightness, and inflammation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLimonene:\u003c\/b\u003e Infuses a sharp lemon-citrus top note that sparks an immediate wave of mental clarity and euphoric stress relief.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eExperience \u0026amp; Effects\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuilt primarily for late-afternoon or evening use, Illuminati OG offers a potent, multi-staged high designed for total decompression.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe High Council (The Mind):\u003c\/b\u003e It opens with a fast-acting surge of cerebral euphoria right behind the eyes. It sweeps away mental noise, silences daily anxiety, and leaves you in a blissfully elevated, care-free headspace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Lock (The Body):\u003c\/b\u003e Shortly after the initial mental lift, a heavy, warm wave of physical calm cascades down your spine. It unties muscle knots, releases physical restlessness, and locks your body into the couch—gently guiding you toward deep relaxation or a restful night of sleep.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCommonly Used For:\u003c\/b\u003e Vaporizing persistent daily stress, easing chronic physical tightness, boosting low appetite, and deep late-night recovery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eBag Appeal\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIlluminati OG displays an unmistakable, top-shelf OG structure. The buds are dense, chunky, and conically shaped like heavy pinecones. They showcase a classic color palette of deep forest-greens interwoven with subtle olive hues and bright copper-orange pistils. The crowning touch is a thick, sticky layer of sparkling THCA crystal trichomes that coat every nook and cranny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSWL does not ship this item to the following states : \u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"after-add-to-cart-form\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"availability-message\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eConnecticut, Idaho, Minnesota, Rhode Island.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca title=\"View our THCa Flower Certificate of Analysis\" href=\"https:\/\/drive.google.com\/drive\/folders\/1EsqyZuH-BTD0Kmar7m5l6P1mP_z0myEU\"\u003eView THCa Flower Certificate of Analysis here\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e","brand":"Stoner Wishlist","offers":[{"title":"1 Ounce (28g)","offer_id":45027480240194,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1672\/1451\/files\/Illuminati_RQ.jpg?v=1787346240","url":"https:\/\/www.theswlstore.com\/products\/99-oz-indoor-flower-illuminati-hybrid","provider":"SWL","version":"1.0","type":"link"}